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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 10:13 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: New Quotes
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3770
June 20, 2008
10 things YOU are doing when you’re drunk:
1.umiiyak kahit walang dahilan
2.nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing
3.kumakanta ng pasintunado
4.tinatawagan/ tinetext ang ex para makipag-usap ng walang sense
5.nai-inlove na lang bigla
6.ginagawang unan ang inidoro
7.nagiging galante
8.ikinukuwento ang buhayng buong angkan
9.nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar
10.panay ang sabi ng “hindi na ko iinom!” habang nagsusuka. =D
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:20 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3769
June 20, 2008
Begin by doing what you want to do now. We are not yet living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparking like a star in our hands… and melting like a snow flake. May we have the courage to make the best of it. God bless your day, Friend!ü
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:18 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3768
June 20, 2008
PRAYERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS–
Sta. Maria, ipanalangin nyo kami..
San Isidro, bigyan nyo kami ng ulan..
Sta. Lucia, palinawin nyo ang aming mga mata..
San Roque, nakagat po ako ng aso..
San Antonio, nawawala po ang cel ko..
Sta. Clara, tama na po, marami na kaming anak..
Sto. Tomas, ipasa nyo kami..
Sta. Ana, tumataya po ako..
San Miguel, sarap maging barkada..
Sta. Mesa, biglang liko na po kami! :-) gud am
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:15 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3767
June 20, 2008
FUD 4 THOT:
IVANA TRUMP,D SOCIALITE EX-WYF OF BILLIONRE DNALD TRUMP,ws askd y she re-marryd a mch youngr man:”I WUD RATHR B A BABY SITTR THAN A CAREGIVR.”:-)
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:13 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3766
June 20, 2008
LOLA: iho, aq ay isinumpa, isa aqng prinsesa. Kng aq ay iyong ga2hasain ba2lik aq s mganda qng anyo at 2luyang mapu2tol ang sumpa! (mkraan ang 15mins.)
LALAKI: yan! Tpos na, bkt d kp rin ngpplit anyo?!
LOLA: ilang taon k n iho?
LALAKI: 30 n ho!
LOLA: yang tanda mong yan nani2wla kp s fairy tale?!
hahaö
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:04 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3765
June 20, 2008
Young couple had only been lovers for a few weeks, & guy was always urging girl to quit smoking. One day, she lit up after some love making, & he said, “You really ought to quit, they stunt your growth.” She asked if he ever smoked, n he replied that he never had. Smiling & lifting her gaze to his groin, she asked, “So, what’s your excuse then?!”
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 9:02 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3764
June 20, 2008
Man w/ rare VD, went to Dr.
DR: we’v to cut ur thing off! He went 2 oder Dr. He was told d same.
He den went to a Chinese Herbal Dr, he told him wat d oder drs sed.
Chinese DR: hmm..Trobol w/ dis drs, dey only tink mony, mony,
MAN: realy?
CHINESE DR: yes! U wait 2 to 3 wks. Ur ting wil fll off by itself!ü
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jun, 20, 2008
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3763
June 20, 2008
You deserve a day where worries don’t get in the way of anything. A day where, even if some people are insensitive or unkind, you’re not going to mind because the blessings in your life are far, far better than the burdens…
Have a great day! God bless! :-)
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