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Archive for April 25th, 2008

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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 9:04 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3309
    April 25, 2008

    RAID SA TIANGGE –
    PULIS: Hoy! Pirated mga bags na ito ah!
    TINDERA:Hindi sir ah. Lokal mga ito
    PULIS:Lokal ang YSL?
    TINDERA: Oo naman, “Yari Sa Laguna”!
    PULIS:Hmmm… Ang DKNY?
    TINDERA: Gawa sa “Divisoria Kanto Ng Ylaya”!
    PULIS: Ang GQ? Local pa din?
    TINDERA:Op kors! “Galing Quiapo”! Ü


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 9:03 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3308
    April 25, 2008

    PEDRO: Miss, mag-ahit ka nga!

    MISS: Ng legs?

    PEDRO: Ng bigote mo!


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:57 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Adult

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3307
    April 25, 2008

    A woman walks into ladies’ room and sees a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaims, “This is just for women!”

    “So’s this!” replies the man.


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:55 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Funny

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3306
    April 25, 2008

    A man was walkng wn a voice said; Stop! watch out!

    then a brick fell nfront of him. Who r u?

    “Ur guardian angel”.

    “Oh yeah,Wer were u when l got married?”


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:53 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3305
    April 25, 2008

    TACIO: Bok, bakit ba napakatalino mo?
    BOK: Kumakain kasi ako ng isang klase ng kendi. Gusto mo bang pagbilan kita?
    TACIO: (pagkabayad at pagkakain sa kendi.) Stork lamang ang kendi ito, a!
    BOK: Tingnan mo, di matalino ka na!


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:48 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Friendship

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3304
    April 25, 2008

    if there are 3 things i cud wish f0r our friendship, they wud be that it wud never end even if d thrill is g0ne. That it wud g0 on even if s0meday we w0nt txt each other as frequently as we d0 n0w. That it wud gr0w as the one thing that binds us, as we ourselves gr0w as 2 different individuals. & oh, 1 m0re thing, that u wish the same 3 wishes I just did! ( >” “< ) GOD ( =’o'= ) _bless. (,,) _(,,) ... (read post)


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:47 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Friendship

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3303
    April 25, 2008

    Love is a DEBIT CARD.
    Life is a CREDIT CARD.
    Wife is a VISA CARD.
    Lover is a ATM CARD.
    But, FRIENDSHIP is a GOLD CARD.
    Keep it safe…!! Gud day friend!


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    Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
    Time: 8:45 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Religious

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3302
    April 25, 2008

    GOD has no failures and HE is not willing to start with you! HE created you for HIS glory destined to win. May HIS abundant blessings be with you always!

     


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