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Friends lift u up when ur
down.But a lover lifts u up...
And down...Up & down...Oooh!
Up...Aaah!And down!
Anu ngaun ang mas
masarap?
May lover o may friend?Ü go to this post |
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Apr, 28, 2008
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3328
April 28, 2008
JUDGE: I assume you had the experience of having been cross-examined before?
WITNESS: Yes, Your Honor, by my wife and my mother-in-law.ü
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Apr, 26, 2008
Time: 9:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3318
April 26, 2008
A GOLFERS DREAM: “A woman who will kiss his balls every morning to make his putter rise.”
Good luck Mr. Golfer! Fore-play na!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Apr, 26, 2008
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3317
April 26, 2008
More bumper stickers-
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else… And seek counseling.
Horn broken… Watch for finger.
If u’re not a Hemorrhoid, Get Off my Ass.
The Earth is Full ~ Go Home
I have the body of a God - Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.
If we quit voting, will they all go away?
Eat righ... (read post)
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Apr, 26, 2008
Time: 9:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Current Events
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3315
April 26, 2008
male citizens are not bothered by whether there’s a rice crisis or not.
more than rice, their concern is
rise!.. (*_*)
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
Time: 8:57 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3307
April 25, 2008
A woman walks into ladies’ room and sees a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaims, “This is just for women!”
“So’s this!” replies the man.
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3297
April 24, 2008
Woman: I’m a lesbian.
Erap: What’s a lesbian?
Woman: I like to undress a sexy girl, suck her tits, lick her body, and make love to her.
Erap: Wow! Lesbian din pala ako!
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3296
April 24, 2008
A mother walks into her daughter’s holding a condom in her hand, “I found this while cleaning your room today. Are you sexually active?” To which the daughter replies, “No, I just lay there.”
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3295
April 24, 2008
Q: What do KODAK and condoms have in common?
A: They both capture that special moment.
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