Priest: Next Sunday, I’ll preach about the sin of lying, & to understand it, I want u to read Mark 17.

(d ff sunday)

Priest: How many of you had read Mark 17?

(almost all raised their hands except of a guy who looks like a gangster)

Priest: why haven’t you read what I told u?
Guy: I can’t find Mark 17.
Priest: (smiled) Mark has 16 chapters. Let’s go to my homily on lying!

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