Text Message 9944: My husband passed away last night

A lady goes up to a priest after mass crying.

He says, “What’s bothering you, ma’am?”

She says, “Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, that’s terrible. Did he have any last request?”

“That he did, Father….”

“And what was that?”

He said, “Dear, put down that damn gun…”

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