Titser: Jinggoy late ka kahapon. Excuse letter mo?
Jinggoy: eto po.
Titser: Sino nagsulat nyan?
Jinggoy: Si dad po.
Titser: Naku naman! Ilang beses ko nang sinabi sayo, si Mom mo na lang pasulatin mo ng excuse letter.
Jinggoy: Wala po si Mom kanina.
Titser: Sige, akin na yang excuse letter mo. (binasa) Jinggoy!
Jinggoy: Yes ma’am!
Titser: Pinapapatay ka ng Dad mo..
“Dear whom it may concern,

There was a traffic in the way there yesterday. Please execute my son for being late.

Thank you and more power!”