A couple take a drive and talk. They are on the expressway & the wife says, “I want a divorce.” Husband speeds up to 70 kph & says, “OK.”

Wife says, “And I want the house.” Husband increases speed to 85 & says “OK.”

“And I want all the money in the bank.” He speeds up to 100 & says “OK.”

She asks, “And you, don’t you want anything?” He replies, “Nope. I have all I need.”

“Oh? And what’s that?” Husband says, “A DRIVER SIDE AIR BAG!”:-D