Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted just switched on the engine and turned it off and said we are here.

The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but 3rd guy slapped him. The driver was stunned because he thought that none of them would have realized the car didn’t move an inch. So what was that for, he asked.

Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.