3 boys were bragging on their fathers.

1st boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $100 for it.

2nd boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper and calls it a song, and he gets $300 for it.

3rd boy says, “I beat both of you. My dad scribbles a few words on a paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes 8 people to collect all the money!”