An elderly couple died in an accident.
They arrived in heaven & St. Peter is showing them around..
“Here’s your ocean-side condo,over there are tennis courts, golf courses, swimming pools. If need drinks, just stop by any of the bars, cafes & restos.”

“Heck honey,” the husband said after St. Peter left,”We could have been here 10 yrs ago if didn’t hear all about that stupid oat bran, wheat grass, fishoil,vitamins & low-fat diets!”