“Doc, I can’t sleep anymore,” a man complained.

“You have to learn to relax,” the doc said. “Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately.”

That night, guy crawled into bed, relaxed, and started to talk to his body parts. “Toes, go to sleep,” he whispered. “Feet, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep, Hips, go to sleep…” Just then his wife walk in a transparent teddy.

The guy opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. “OK,” he shouted, “up, up… everybody up!”