At a luncheon, several guests were talking who’s more trustworthy, men or ladies.

“No woman,” said a man, “can keep a secret.”

“I don’t know about that,” replied a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was 21.”

“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.

“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for 30 years, she can keep it forever.”:-*