Once dr ws a beautiful
prncess&watevr she tOuchs
melts.D king sed any1 hu
brngs an objct dat wudnt
melt cn mary hr.3 prnces
came.D 1st brOght a swOrd
of d fnest steel.Wn d
prncess tOuchd it,it meltd.D
2nd brOught diamOnds,it also
meltd.D 3rd 2ld her “put ur
hand n my pOckt&fil wts n it.
She turnd red as she felt
smthng hard bt ddnt melt.
Dey mried&live hpily evr
aftr.

Wats n d prnce’s pants?

M&M’s ofcOrz.
Melts in ur mOuth,but nOt in
ur hand!