WHAT IF CONYO LAHAT NANG NASA PINAS?

MAGNANAKAW1: Holdap, make bigay all ur thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok u!
MAGNANAKAW2: Make suko, we made u napaligiran!
IMPEACHEMENT TRIAL: You are so asar! I’m galit na to u.
NEWSCASTER: OMG, I have hot balita to all!
PASAHERO1: Sir, payment!
PASAHERO2: Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!
KARPENTERO: Can I hammer na the pokpok?
MAGTATAHO: Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’l make it with xtra sago!
PULUBI: Knock, knock, pa-beg!