Text Message 12299: If you don’t see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled, “how would u feel if u don’t see me for 2 days?”

The man couldn’t believe his luck, “that would be great!” he happily said.

Monday passed & he didn’t see her. Tuesday & Wednesday passed too..

On Thursday, his swelling subsided & now he could see from the corner of one eye..:-P

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