Rules Men Wish Women Followed:

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.. don’t ask us.
2. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries aren’t quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.
3. Shopping is not a sport.
4. Anything you wear is really fine.
5. You have enough clothes.
6. You have too many shoes.
7. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.