Thngs u dnt nid 2 knw bt i’m
goin to tel u:

*All shrimps r born female,
bt they become male as
time goes by. So, r they like
gayish?

*Starfishes r pretty bt they
dnt hv brains, so be
offended if somebody calls
u one.

*Penguins cn only hv 1
mate, they spend almost
half of their lives looking 4
their destined partner, then
spend d rest of it w/ them.
Sweet.

I dnt knw if u find those
amusing, but i do, and I do
hope u’ll find your penguin.ü