Text Message 12572: Pussy looking for the heart

Pussy takes tour around the body. On the way, she found the Stomach & asked, “Who are you?” “I’m the Stomach.” Pussy said, “It’s not you I am looking for.”

Pussy continued her tour, found the Lungs & asked, “Who are you?” Lungs identified itself & again Pussy said, “It’s not you I’m looking for.”

Then Pussy saw the Heart and asked, “Who are you?” “The Heart,” it said.

Pussy replied, “It’s you that I’m looking for! You fall in love with everyone, & at the end, I’m the One who Gets Screwed!”

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