A priest was touring biblical sites when he came to a beach & saw a boat with a sign, “TAKE A RIDE TO THE EXACT PLACE WHERE JESUS WALKED ON WATER FOR FREE!” After going to the site, he said to the boat owner, “OK, let’s go back now.”

“That’ll be $500 to go back,” said the owner.

Shocked, the priest exclaims, “Darn, no wonder Jesus got off & walked on water!”