Farmer drinking in a bar..

Bartender: what happened?

Farmer: This morning, I was milking my cow. She kicked the bucket with left foot so I tied it to a pole and started milking. She kicked with right foot spilling the milk, so I tied her right foot to another pole. She knocked down the bucket of milk with her tail, so I took off my belt and tied her tail. As I was tying her tail, my pants fell down, just then my wife came.. Some things you just can’t explain.