Text Message 12895: Man possessed with a demon

An exorcist was praying for a man possessed with a demon. He says, “In Jesus’ name, what do you want from this man? Come out of him?”

The demon answers, “I want him to win the $600 million powerball lotto.”

The exorcist lowers the mike and whispers, “In Jesus’ name, get out of him and enter my body.”

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