“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.

“9 am,” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?” the librarian adds.

“Not until 9 am?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.

“Why do you want to get in before 9am?”

“Who said I wanted to get in? I want to get out!”