Dear Sir/Madam,

Attached herewith is a list
of proposed acquisition in
line with my proposal to
upgrade your household
facilities.
I have already made initial
survey of current market
prices. Note however that
prices could vary depending
on the prevailing exchange
rate and aggregate supply
and demand which we also
monitor on an hourly basis.

– si inday, nagpapaalam
bumili ng bagong electric fan

(economist pala c inday,
haha!ü)