Dear mothr:
hd it nt bin 4 d smeling salt,
i mst hv collapsd mment
ago. junior hs bcom a litle
monster 2 me. Rmmbr d
head acidnt he had? As f t
wsnt enuf, h ws summond
by d principl of hs shabily
run academe. Oh, such un-
erudite bunch of baboons! I
nevr tot being a governess
can b such a strenuous
employ! — inday

Dear Inday: walanghiya k!
Mgpadala k ng pera! Ns
osptal nanay mo, dumugo
ang ilong kababasa ng
pesteng sulat mo! -TATAY