Visiting US for d 1st tym, an Afghan diplomat was wined & dined by d State Dept.

The Mullah wasn’t used to d salt in US food (French fries, cheese, etc.) & was always sending his aide, Abdul, 2 fetch him a glass of water.
Tym & again, Abdul wud run off & return w/ a glass of water.
But then came d tym when he returnd empty-handed.

“Abdul, u son of an ugly camel, where is my water?” asked d Mullah.:@

“A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” Abdul said, “but a man is sitting on d well!”:-o