A guy stopped @ a farmhaus 4d nyt.

FARMER: Sorry, we dont hav a vacant room, but i can let u sleep w/my doter if u promise not 2 touch her

He agreed & went insyd d dark room, undressd & lied down.

Then d doter sed, “Pls embrace me”

GUY: I cant, I promisd ur dad not 2 touch u.

DOTER: Pls, I’m getting cold

GUY: (sigh) Ok then.

Nxt morning he paid his bil n sed, “ur doter was very cold”

FARMER: I know. She’s been dead for 2 days :$

Happy Halloween!