To my SINGLE friends:

Love is like a butterfly, d mur u chase it, d mor it eludes u. bt f u just let it fly, it wil come to u wen u least expct 8.

To my COMMITTED friends:

Love isn’t about becoming somebody’s perfect partner 8s about finding sum1 hu helps u bc0m d best person u can b.

To my PLAYFUL friends:

Nver say i love u f u don’t care, nver t0k about filings f dey aren’t rili der and nver touch a lyf if u min to break a heart.