Men Will Never Win..

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re a pervert. If you don’t, you are gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don’t, you are unromantic.

If you want it too often, you are over-sexed. If you don’t, there must be someone else.