I’m moody like Squidward.

A bit dumb like Patrick.

A little cold-hearted like Plankton.

A bit selfish like Mr.Crabs and sometimes stupid like Spongebob.

But whatever quality I have, from the BIKINI BOTTOM of my hypothalamus, You’ll always be my..

“krusty krab” and I will always be your “krabby patty”.