St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when PGMA and FG stroll up.

“Your names aren’t in the list. Let me check with the Boss” he says.

In God’s office he tells the Big Man about the Arroyos, and HE tells Peter to tell them to buzz off.

5 minutes later, St. Peter was back in God’s office and says, “they’re gone.”

God asks, “The Arroyos? Good.”
and Peter replies… “NO THE PEARLY GATES!!!” 🙂