Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. I think I’m going to pass out.
D: Sir, where are you calling from?
C: I’m at a pay phone. 7th and 8th streets.
D: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you asmathic?
C: No.
D: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
C: Running from the police. B-)