Couple on their honeymoon arrived at London’s Gatwick Airport. Wife headed for the British passport control line since she’s a native, while the husband, an American, waited in the foreigners line.

When the husband’s turn came, the passport control officer asked him the purpose of his visit, he replied, “Pleasure, I am on my honeymoon.”

The officer looked first to one side of the man, then the other. “That’s very interesting, sir,’ the officer said, “Most men bring their wives with them.”:-)