A young farm girl answers door bell and finds old neighbor.

GIRL: My dad ain’t home but I know what you want. You want our bull to service ur cow. That’s $100 for his best bull.
NEIGHBOR: That’s not what I want.
G: we have a young bull that’s just starting out. It’s $50 for him.
N: That’s not what I want. I came here to see your dad about your brother, Elmer, who made my daughter pregnant.
G: Oh! You’ll have to see Father about that. I don’t know what Dad charges for Elmer.:-D