Text Message 8128: Are you giving more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? Here’s a little math that might prove useful.

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented by numbers 1 to 26,
Then:
H A R D W O R K is 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 99%

K N O W L E D G E is 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E is 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
BULLSHIT is 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%.

So, hard work & knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, & bullshit will put you over

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