A man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Concerned about man’s absence, the priest went to see him.

The priest found him in excellent health, so he asked, “Why don’t we see you in church anymore?”

Old guy lowered his voice and replied, “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me anytime. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured God is very busy that He’d forgotten me, and I don’t want to remind Him!”;-)