A woman walked into kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
SHE – What are you doing?
HE – Hunting flies.
SHE – Oh! Killing any?
HE – Yep. 3 males & 2 females.
SHE – How can you tell them apart?
HE – Easy, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.:-*