1s a smoker was smokng at the airport.

A gentlman came & asked him: How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker: why?

Gentlman: If you had collected the money instead of smokin, the plane which is infront of you, would have been yours!!

Smoker: Do you smoke?

Gentleman: No!

Smoker: Is that plane yours?

Gentlman: No!

Smoker: Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.

Moral: Unnecessary advice is injurious to health.

:))