Presidential Calendar:

Sept. 28: Returned to RP. Distributed a bar of chocolate each to his sisters, and a “secret gift” (read:wala) to his girlfriend.

Sept. 29: Shalani denied rumored breakup with P-Noy. (may alam ba kayo?)

Sept. 30: (almost) Excommunicated! (di pa man nakakasal, excommunicated na. Patay tayo dyan!)

Oct. 1: Palace spokesman gave P-Noy administration a “pasang awa” for its 100 days.

2,090 days to go.

2016: Are we there yet?! 🙂