A driver tucked a note under her windshield & dashed off: “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, & if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our tresspasses.”

Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket & a note: “I’ve circled the block for 20 years, & if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job… Lead us not into temptation.”