FUNNY TRUTHS:

SCHOOL: a place were daddy pays & child plays.

LIFE INSURANCE: a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

NURSE: a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE: it’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her masters.

DIV0RCE: future tense of marriage.

FATHER: a banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL: a person no different from the rest except he gets caught.