3 scientists talking to God, “Hey God! We don’t need u anymore, we can make Man ourselves.”

God said, “Really?” & one of the scientist retorted, “yeah, why don’t we have a contest on who can make a man faster, u or us?”

God said, “ok.” So the 3 scientists went out, scooped up a big pile of dirt. Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the ground near them making them drop the dirt they were collecting, & God said to them, “Go, make your own dirt!”:-D