Text Message 9409: Dirty looking man tastes wine

A regular taster of a winery died.
D boss
luking 4 a
new 1
A dirty lukng man came 2 apply 4 d job.
Boss doesnt
lyk
hm
But gave hm a glass of wine 2test hm
He tried
it &
sed
“its white wine
A muscat
3yrs old
grown on north slope
Aged in steel containers”
2nd glass-
“red wine
Cabernet
8yrs old
Southwestern slope
Oak barrels”
D boss was astonishd & winks at hs secretary 2 bring a glass of her urine.
D man tried it
“its frm a blonde
26yrs old
Pregnant
3months.
D boss asks,
“which blonde?”;-)

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