5 Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at French border. The French Customs agent stops them & says, “It’s illegal to put 5 in a Quattro.”

“No, Quattro is the name of the car. Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 people,” protests the driver.

“You can’t pull that one on me,” replies the customs agent. “Quattro means 4.”

“God, you’re so stupid! Please call your supervisor,” requests the driver.

“Sorry no,” says the customs man, “He’s busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.”:-D