Text Message 9491: Stay clear of congressmen

A gang of robbers broke into the congressmen’s lounge by mistake. The pols gave them a fight for their life and money.

The gang was happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook said, “we got 100 thousand bucks between us.”

The gang’s boss screamed, “I warn you to stay clear of congressmen, we had 200 grand when we broke in.”

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