3 men stood before the judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.

Judge: What were you doing?
Man1: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.
Judge: And what were you doing?
Man2: I was throwing peanuts in the pond too.
Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?
Man3: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!