Two ladies talking and one was depressed.

Lady1: what’s wrong?
Lady2: i’v been married 4x n evryone of my husbands died.
L1: what did they used to do.
L2: well, my 1st husband was a millionaire, 2nd was a magician, 3rd was an evangelist & 4th was a mortician.
L1: Oh, 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, & 4 to go! :-*