CRAZY THINGS ABOUT THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE

-There is no egg in eggplant

-No ham in the hamburger

-And neither pine nor apple
in the pineapple.

-French fries were invented
in England.

-Boxing rings are square

-A guinea pig is neither
from Guinea nor is it a pig.

-If the plural of tooth is
teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of
phone booth be phone
beeth?

-If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what the heck
does a humanitarian eat?