A head-on collision between a man and a woman with their cars demolished. Both escaped unhurt.

WOMAN: This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle. I just happen to have a bottle with me. (and hands bottle to the man.)
MAN: What a great idea!

The man downed half the bottle and handed it back but the woman wouldn’t take it and said, “I think I will wait till after the police arrive to celebrate.”