A lady went to a car dealer and saw a new Jaguar. She bent over to touch it when unexpectedly, napautot siya!

Trying to cover up, she asked, “Excuse me, magkano kotseng ito?”

SALESMAN: “Ma’am, I’m sorry to say, kung napautot ka sa paghawak pa lang, sigurado matatae kayo pag nalaman mo ang presyo!”