A man goes into confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He enters and sees a fully equipped bar with glasses, the best wines, beer on tap, cigars and liquor chocolates nearby, and on the wall a photo of ladies who have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me and I must admit that the confessional is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replied, “Get out, fool! You’re on my side!”